// // Random quote generator // made by: Nicolas - http://www.javascript-page.com // var core = 0 var currentdate = 0 function StringArray (n) { this.length = n; for (var i =1; i <= n; i++) { this[i] = ' ' } } quote = new StringArray(71) quote[0] = "Advice is judged by results, not by intentions." quote[1] = "Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." quote[2] = "Action is eloquence." quote[3] = "The work praises the man." quote[4] = "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" quote[5] = "When you come to the fork in the road, take it." quote[6] = "Our work is the presentation of our capabilities." quote[7] = "Only a few times do you have to find errors in conventional wisdom to make a living." quote[8] = "Someday, on the corporate balance sheet, there will be an entry which reads, 'Information.' For in most cases, the information is more valuable than the hardware which processes it." quote[9] = "It's the communications, stupid, not computers." quote[10] = "Imagination is more important than knowledge." quote[11] = "Door meten tot weten (By measuring to knowing)." quote[12] = "A pupil from whom nothing is ever demanded that he cannot do, never does all he can." quote[13] = "If I have seen farther than others, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants." quote[14] = "The mind is not a vessel to be filled, it is a fire to be kindled." quote[15] = "The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes." quote[16] = "Black holes are where God divided by zero." quote[17] = "Cut out all those pages about the moonlight. Give us what you really feel – the reflection of the moon in a piece of broken glass." quote[18] = "Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." quote[19] = "Because its purpose is to create a customer, the business enterprise has two – and only these two – basic functions: marketing and innovation...all the rest are costs." quote[20] = "The aim of marketing is to make selling superfluous." quote[21] = "80% of success is showing up." quote[22] = "If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." quote[23] = "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." quote[24] = "If accounting were to incorporate customer satisfaction as an asset on the balance sheet, we would have a better understanding of the relationship between a company's current condition and its future capacity to produce wealth." quote[25] = "I think there may be a world market for maybe five computers." quote[26] = "We have reached the limits of what is possible with computers." quote[27] = "640,000 bytes of memory should be enough for anybody." quote[28] = "The Internet will catastrophically collapse in 1996." quote[29] = "All models are wrong, but some are useful." quote[30] = "If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail." quote[31] = "Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced." quote[32] = "You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus." quote[33] = "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." quote[34] = "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." quote[35] = "Eternity is very long, especially toward the end." quote[36] = "I have not failed. I've found 10,000 ways that don't work." quote[37] = "There is nothing more difficult for a truly creative painter than to paint a rose, because before he can do so he has first to forget all the roses that were ever painted." quote[38] = "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." quote[39] = "The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it." quote[40] = "Omnium rerum principia parva sunt (Everything has a small beginning)." quote[41] = "The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said." quote[42] = "We are all unique, just like everyone else." quote[43] = "For every complex problem, there is a solution that's simple, neat and wrong." quote[44] = "The flogging will continue until morale improves." quote[45] = "Surviving is important. Thriving is elegant." quote[46] = "We stand today at a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other leads to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice." quote[47] = "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." quote[48] = "Whatever you are, be a good one." quote[49] = "Never, never, never give up." quote[50] = "There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a butterfly." quote[51] = "Never complain and never explain." quote[52] = "When you are finished changing, you are finished." quote[53] = "There is no economy in buying cheap equipment. Buy only the best." quote[54] = "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten." quote[55] = "A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention?" quote[56] = "Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right." quote[57] = "Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" quote[58] = "What's branding? Colorado has over 20 peaks higher than Pike's Peak. Can you name one? That's branding." quote[59] = "Eppur si mouve. (It moves nevertheless.)" quote[60] = "Politics without history has no root, history without politics has no fruit." quote[61] = "Filioque" quote[62] = "Plagiarize, let no one else's work evade your eyes, remember why the good Lord made your eyes, so don't shade your eyes, but plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize ...only be sure always to call it, please, 'research'." quote[63] = "Caution!! You may be asked to implement your ideas." quote[64] = "The splendid thing about pessimism is that most of time you're right, and when you're not, it's a pleasant surprise." quote[65] = "STP. S-See, T-The, P-People" quote[66] = "Golf is a game of missed shots. It's what you do afterward that matters." quote[67] = "Omnis cellula e cellula (each cell stems from another cell)" quote[68] = "The graveyards are full of indispensable men" quote[69] = "Is it ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care." quote[70] = "Civilization exists by geologic consent, subject to change without notice." author = new StringArray(71) author[0] = "Cicero: Ad Atticum IX" author[1] = "John Wooden" author[2] = "William Shakespeare" author[3] = "An old Irish saying" author[4] = "Albert Einstein" author[5] = "Yogi Berra" author[6] = "Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe" author[7] = "Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle Corp." author[8] = "Grace Murray Hopper, co-invented COBOL, and coined of the term 'bug', as in 'computer bug'" author[9] = "Reed E. Hundt, former FCC head, commenting on the Telecommunications Act of 1996" author[10] = "Albert Einstein" author[11] = "Heike Kammerling-Onnes, Dutch physicist, 1913 Noble Prize winner" author[12] = "John Stuart Mill, English philosopher and economist" author[13] = "Isaac Newton" author[14] = "Plutarch" author[15] = "Marcel Proust" author[16] = "Steven Wright" author[17] = "Anoton Pavlovich Chekhov to a friend" author[18] = "Albert Einstein" author[19] = "Peter Drucker" author[20] = "Peter Drucker" author[21] = "Woody Allen" author[22] = "Mario Andretti" author[23] = "Yogi Berra" author[24] = "Professor Claes Fornell, University of Michigan" author[25] = "IBM Chairman Thomas Watson, 1943" author[26] = "John van Neumann, mathematician and information theorist, 1949" author[27] = "Bill Gates, Microsoft President, 1981" author[28] = "Robert Metcalfe, inventor of the Internet" author[29] = "George Box, noted statistician" author[30] = "Abraham Maslow, of Maslow's hierarchy-of-needs fame" author[31] = "James Baldwin" author[32] = "Mark Twain" author[33] = "Woodrow Wilson" author[34] = "Martin Luther King Jr." author[35] = "Woody Allen" author[36] = "Thomas Edison" author[37] = "Henri Matisse" author[38] = "Albert Einstein" author[39] = "Peter Drucker" author[40] = "Marcus Tullius Cicero" author[41] = "Peter Drucker" author[42] = "Margaret Meade" author[43] = "H.L. Mencken" author[44] = "George Will, a noted syndicated columnist and political commentator, has this sign hanging in his office" author[45] = "Maya Angelou" author[46] = "Woody Allen, quoted in the Jewish Chronicle" author[47] = "Theodore Roosevelt" author[48] = "Abraham Lincoln" author[49] = "Winston Churchill" author[50] = "Buckminister Fuller, inventor, architect, engineer, mathematician, poet and cosmologist" author[51] = "Benjamin Disraeli" author[52] = "Benjamin Franklin" author[53] = "Knute Rockne" author[54] = "Author unknown" author[55] = "Blake (played by Alec Baldwin) in the movie Glengarry GlennRoss, written by David Mamet" author[56] = "Henry Ford" author[57] = "Ernst Haeckel (1834-1919)" author[58] = "Anonymous" author[59] = "Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)" author[60] = "Sir John Robert Seeley, a noted Victorian English Historian" author[61] = "From the Nicene Creed, illustrating the effect one word can have on the course of events" author[62] = "Tom Lehrer's interview with Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky, Russian mathematician" author[63] = "Sign in professor's office" author[64] = "George Will, ABCNews 'This Week', February 29, 2003" author[65] = "Sign on the wall at a Century 21 realtor's office" author[66] = "Ben Hogan" author[67] = "François-Vincent Raspail (1794-1878). Among the few dogmata of biology" author[68] = "Charles de Gaulle" author[69] = "Jimmy Buffet" author[70] = "Will Durant" var ran = 60/quote.length currentdate = new Date() core = currentdate.getSeconds() adcore = Math.floor(core/ran) core = adcore var thequote = quote[core] var theauthor = author[core] // thebreak could be the dash between quote and author var thebreak = ' — ' // theq could be the quote marks var theq = '"' // theend could be a period var theend = '
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